chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(via sleazyricky)

crunchier:

hey wanna make out? it’s for a friend

(via sleazyricky)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(via sleazyricky)

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(via shadyobservationninja)

intensional:

trying to be religious like

(via shadyobservationninja)

disowns:

when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via shadyobservationninja)

a chick that lowkey wants to ride your dick into the next fucking town  (via sleezed)

(via shadyobservationninja)

hey ugly